From the Desk of Joseph P. Larkin, CEO:

Cereal Killing

Sup, fools, it’s yo’ boy Apple Jack! I get my Kix from banging Trix! Met me a bitch recently, she looked like Franken Berry and was totally Fruit Loops but I went for it anyway. Says I: “I Krave you, gurl!” Sadly, she shot me down; my Lucky Charms did no good! But I also had Special K on me, so minutes later I was giving Honey Smacks to her…
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