Bohren & der Club of Gore Saturday 18 October 2008 Backstage at O’Sullivans by the Mill Paris France http://www.mediafire.com/?joiwnmjmwzy Sony PCM-D50 (internal mics) > WAV > FLAC > Also-Ran.com > you > tu madre 01. Staub 02. Unkerich 03. Orgelblut 04. The Art of Coffins 05. Destroying Angels 06. Still Am Tresen 07. Schwarze Biene (Black Maja) 08. Welten 09.…
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Kaiser Chiefs August 28, 2008 Grande Scene Rock en Seine Domaine National de Saint-Cloud Paris France http://www.megaupload.com/?d=671PS47I Sony PCM-D50 (internal mics) > WAV > FLAC > Also-Ran.com > you > tu madre 01. Intro 02. Everything Is Average Nowadays 03. Everyday I Love You Less and Less 04. Heat Dies down 05. Never Miss a Beat 06. Ruby 07. Modern…
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Troy Von Balthazar August 29, 2008 Surf Art Festival l’Atabal Biarritz France http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EA7STNHS Sony PCM-D50 (internal mics) > WAV > FLAC > Also-Ran.com > you > tu madre 00. Rainbow (?) (Not recorded!) 01. (Fading in!) 02. Dots and Hearts 03. Magnified 04. I Block the Sunlight out 05. Communicate 06. (TVB speaks!) 07. Very, Very Famous 08. Sweet Receiver…
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I was walking across a bridge in Toulouse, which all of you geography buffs out there will already know is in France (yes, that France! The one in Europe!). I peered over the railing and noted the long drop from where I was walking to the churning waters below. I briefly considered chucking my glasses into the drink, not sure…
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Bonjour! J’mappelle Joseph! That’s pretty much all the French I know. You’d think I would’ve bothered to learn some key phrases before moving here, like “show me the toilet” and “she was dead when I got here.” You’d have thought that, but you would’ve thought wrong. We were hanging out in my apartment (chilling, if you will). She was sitting…
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You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It’s the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got there, they got here, but here they’re a little different. Example? Alright, when you go into a movie theater in Amsterdam, you can buy beer. And I don’t mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of…
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Contrary to popular belief, French people are not rude…they’re thoughtless, inconsiderate and selfish. They’re cunts, basically—these people only think of themselves. For instance, if you’re trying to get on a train, these pushy fucks will knock you down to get on the train before you…or they’ll just shove you into the person in front of you to keep things moving…
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I’ve been dreaming about my father’s death for days now. The most comforting reverie was the one in which he and I sat in a balcony and watched his funeral together. He pointed at his much-too-tiny coffin and it occurred to me that his gesture suggested he was ready to climb into death and be done with the whole thing.…
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I live within walking distance of Père Lachaise Cemetery (French: Cimetière du Père-Lachaise), which is a popular tourist destination (you might say people are dying to get in there!!! LOLZ!!!*), so I occasionally wander amongst the graves when I don’t have anything else on my agenda (in my defense, that place is really shady, like my ex-girlfriend). Do you think…
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You are a coward living a coward’s life. And you will die a coward’s death. You squander your youth at a shitty nine-to-five pouring coffee, punching numbers into a cash register, uploading gay pornography onto the Internet or tending bar. You go to school and get a degree in philosophy or studio art or creative writing or something equally useless…
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Sometimes I’ll see someone drinking wine at ten in the morning and I’ll think, “Isn’t it a little early for that sort of thing?” Then I’ll remember that I live in France. Something similar happens whenever I observe someone eating a loaf of bread whilst walking down the street, which happens often, I assure you. I’ve created a game to…
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The clerk handed my credit card back to me at the supermarché and I thanked her in broken French. She replied, “You’re welcome.” Befuddled, I blathered, “Oh, you can tell I’m American…it’s that obvious…” (To be fair, I was buying a bottle of Coca-Cola…) The clerk had inadvertently embarrassed me. I’m ashamed of being an American, for obvious reasons. It’s…
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Wanna know how sad my life is? It’s after three in the morning and I’m actually sitting here correcting typos and fixing various creative blunders on my fucking blog (you know, this fucking blog)! (I can’t believe I said “perpetrated” when I meant “propagated”! I’m a fucking monster.) Best of all, I am doing this in gay Paree*—shouldn’t I be…
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At the airport. Again. (Confounded weather!) There’s nothing like flight travel to make you feel like a million bucks! Let’s face it, most Americans are grossly overweight and hideously ugly to boot, thus rubbing elbows with so many of these beasts in one place is good for an ego boost. Egads, there isn’t a single person in this airport that…
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I will be a Parisian in a matter of days. I’m restless, itchin’ to get moving, ready to roll—I’m cursed with ennui, as the French would say. I pray to God the frogs are more civilized than the Americans I’m accustomed to doing business with (I also hope their women are beautiful, loose and relatively STD-free). I can’t wait to…
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