It was a dark and stormy night...local stand-up comedian JOSEPH PATRICK LARKIN lay dead in a pool of his own blood, urine and intestines, gutted like a man-sized fish. Who killed this wretched twat, arguably the most hated comic in all of Los Angeles? Was it LIZZY COOPERMAN? Her keyboard WAS covered with blood...or maybe it was JASON HELFGOTT! His disdain for LARKIN was legendary...or perhaps it was ANDREW SOLMSSON! Surely he was no fan of LARKIN’s “comedy.” Could’ve been SEAN O’CONNOR...or AHMED BHAROOCHA for that matter...or even LAURIE KILMARTIN; hell, the word “kill” is practically in her last name!!! So who offed JOSEPH LARKIN anyway?! Only one way to find out: Come to the January 20, 2012 edition of The Also-Ran Comedy Hour at The Improv Comedy Lab (8162 Melrose Ave) in Los Angeles, CA! All will be revealed at 10:30 P.M. Plus music by Bum Lord!
Facebook invite: http://www.facebook.com/events/340940295935731/?context=create
$6 night of show, no drink minimum, no child left behind, NO FUCKING SURRENDER.